Recent Intel

  • 2024-11-21 08:57:05: Wow these puppets are on steroids
  • 2024-11-21 06:57:06: Due to a recently detected Solar Storm over Scum Island, food decay is expected to be influenced.
  • 2024-11-21 04:57:05: Lock n Load, shut the door your safe!
  • 2024-11-21 02:57:05: Wow these puppets are on steroids
  • 2024-11-21 00:57:05: Oh Crap, tell my family I love them! RUN
  • 2024-11-20 22:57:05: The Mechs are really angry today.
  • 2024-11-20 20:57:06: Lock n Load, shut the door your safe!
  • 2024-11-20 18:57:04: The Mechs are really angry today.
  • 2024-11-20 16:57:05: You have been spotted by an influencer, this will benefit your fame stats.
  • 2024-11-20 14:57:05: Oh Crap, tell my family I love them! RUN
  • 2024-11-20 12:57:05: You have been spotted by an influencer, this will benefit your fame stats.
  • 2024-11-20 10:57:05: Ouch that hurt! And I was saving those for a new gun
  • 2024-11-20 08:57:05: OMG where did they all come from
  • 2024-11-20 06:57:05: Oh Crap, tell my family I love them! RUN
  • 2024-11-20 04:57:05: **Intercepted Message from Tec01** Today all Mechbots will be under Maintenance, the technical division will visit your location. Make sure all Mechs are turned off when they arrive to give them a safe entrance.
  • 2024-11-20 02:57:05: What the hell! Have you seen the size of the moon
  • 2024-11-20 00:57:05: Wow these puppets are on steroids
  • 2024-11-19 22:57:04: Oh Crap, tell my family I love them! RUN
  • 2024-11-19 20:57:05: **All warnings have been cancelled, we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience the recent events may have caused.**
  • 2024-11-19 18:57:05: The Mechs are really angry today.